My parents always keep at least one box of matzo in the house. (Note: I’m not sure if they’re regularly going out to buy it because my dad likes snacking on the stuff throughout the year or if it all just happens to be leftover from our last Seder.) Soon, though, they will make a pilgrimage to the supermarket to get even more boxes. No matter how much matzo you have in the house, this is the time for Jews to load up on five-pound boxes of cracker-like bread for Passover.
You might not be keeping Passover — heck, you might not even be Jewish! — but we’re guessing you’ll get a good laugh out of these non-edible, unleavened gifts.