Tomatoes are disgusting — except for when they’re not. Yes, I realize how ridiculous that sounds, but I stand by these statements. There’s a reason kids tend to love pizza but hate tomato sauce on pasta: Because kids are smarter than we give them credit for and onto the sneaky games tomatoes like to play with our tastebuds!
Here are my most ridiculous rules for eating tomatoes. You should adopt them for yourself. Or add your own tomato rules at the bottom of this post — c’mon, you know you have some!